Newsletter #11: Go Behind the Author Bio

You know how people don’t like to put all the cards on the table when they first meet? Well, let’s get real, kids! Here is the good, the bad, and the weird about me…

๐Ÿค“ I lack a robust brain to mouth filter.
๐Ÿค“ My astrology is Leo and Capricorn so I am full of myself while also being aware of my many, many flaws.
๐Ÿค“ I’ve never seen Avatar, Breaking Bad, and only got to the Mad Men episode in the first season when that white-haired dude ate a lot of oysters and hurled.
๐Ÿค“ I make snap judgments on fools or fool ideas. Sometimes they are too snappy.
๐Ÿค“ I would nearly always rather be writing.
๐Ÿค“ I get bored by normies really easily. Weirdos or GTFO
๐Ÿค“ I have had to fight off two dog packs in my life so don’t start shit.
๐Ÿค“ I am also sensitive and dramatic so if my feelings are hurt, expect me to cling to the walls like a Victorian orphan forced to marry a rich miser to avoid the poorhouse.